For those who dont know, Chris is the friendly email man from STP. He seems to know the answer to every question life on STP could throw up. In that regard he is the Chuck Norris of Slicethepie. We caught up with him earlier. Here is what he had to say!
From left to right... err well Chris is in the middle!
Piewatch – Bot or not? There is debate as to whether you are even human….how many pressups can you do in a minute? (we believe the answer should bring closure to the debate)
A. Not. When I do press ups I don’t go up and down, the world does!
Piewatch – How did you come to be involved with STP?
A. The question is more so how did STP get involved with me?
Screech from Saved By The Bell
Piewatch – You are known to STP members for your polite and friendly emails. Does this require specialist training like yoga or tai chi. Do you ever get mad or lose your cool?
A. You cannot train to be STP Chris
Piewatch – How many emails do you recieve a day. What is the naughtiest and funniest email you have recieved to date?
A. I receive hundreds upon hundreds of emails, most of which are standard love letter types the remainder is stunt double for Screech from saved by the bell job offers
Piewatch – What is the most recurrent question you recieve?
A. Do you know you look like screech?
Piewatch – Do you work with the rest of the team, or do you have your own little communications cupboard? Do they let you out for breaks?
A. I’m allowed out for runs in the paddock
Piewatch – Do you ever recieve great ideas, then pass them off as your own in order to get extra biscuits from STP David?
A. Nope, I’m good at making others think they came up with the idea to boost team morale
Piewatch – What is your biscuit of preference, and are you prone to sharing or hoarding?
A. Party rings, which you have to consume whilst attending a party of course, meaning you have to share.
Piewatch – Congratulations on your recent promotion to company mascot. Did you find any of our costume suggestions useful for your new role? (link)
STP Chris
A. No unfortunately not , no offense but your still thinking within the box
Piewatch – Obviously, Friday is fancy dress day at the STP office…..what has been your favourite fancy dress theme to date?
A. Normal dress code/cross dress code
Piewatch – What was the best thing DCD has come as?
A. A carrot
Piewatch – Did you realise you looked like Screech from Saved By The Bell? Is he a relative?
A. As noted above
Piewatch – Who is your favourite artist on STP and why?
A. Mr Furious Styles SOP, that man is serious! He knows how to set the tone nicely for a night full of romance with your loved one.
Piewatch – Which of the Piewatch arcade games do you play during work hours…we know you do!
A. Stalker! Piewatch – Yes, yes we are!
Piewatch – If you could have any super power what would it be?
A. Power of stopping time
Piewatch – Elvis dead or alive?
A. Derrr
Piewatch – Pirates or Ninjas?
A. Pirates, Dirty Filthy Pirates
Piewatch - Any irrational phobias?
A. I’m not familiar with the term ‘Phobia’
Piewatch – Any last comments of messages you would like to convey to your legions of fans?
A. “If music be the food of love, play on”
-Shakespeare
Piewatch – *Swoon*
Funny..:)
Lol @ You cannot train to be STP Chris.
what a hunk! does he have a gf?
i definitely would!!
Chris have you been on the beer? Or is this your “right hand man” speaking?
The likeness to Screech is uncanny! One has to wonder why Chris has been locked in the communications cupboard for so long….
Fantastic news on his promotion to company mascot – IF I were David CD (STP CEO) I would seriously consider letting STP Chris front all future STP TV commercials.
Great interview with a great guy!
I remember making sandcastles with young Chris back in my Baywatch days. The SBTB set was just around the corner from us, so if we ever needed any extras, We would just give Chris and co a ring.
Say Chris, I haven’t forgotten about those limited edition hoffmeister speedo’s I promsed you. I’ll get them off to you ASAP little buddy.
The Hoff