Welcome to our latest Piewatch Competition!  In celebration of the festive period we have decided to run our Piewatch ‘Christmas’ Competition.   Read on for details!

THE RULES

1) STP Chris recently wrote his letter to Santa, with a rather long wishlist of presents.  Unfortunatly for STP Chris, he cannot actually remember what he asked for, and judging by this video message from Santa, it would appear the full list didn’t get delivered!!

2) There are a variety of Christmas related icons hiding somewhere in our Piewatch articles, interviews and features.  (see below) 

3) When you come across an icon, click it to reveal a present that was listed in STP Chris’  letter to Santa!

4) There were 8 presents on STP Chris’ Christmas wishlist.  When you have found them all, contact us at info@piewatch.co.uk with the full list of presents and your STP username.

5) All winning entries will be placed in a hat and the winner drawn at random.

6) The winner will recieve a secret santa goody bag including exclusive musical goodies from a selection of STP artists. 

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED

 Congratulations to STP member Portos86 who correctly listed STP Chris’ Santa list as follows;

*Assortment of Biscuits *Hoffmeister Speedos * The Ninja Handbook

 *Go Go Hamster *Watch *Saved By the Bell Boxset

 *Relaxation Balls *Lazy Town Sporticus Outfit

Welcome to our latest Piewatch Competition! As you all know, the world recently celebrated ‘International Talk Like A Pirate Day’ in September. In true pirate tradition, we’ve decided to extend the celebration by running this swashbuckling competition. If that wasn’t ‘booty’ enough, the winner will get to handpick the Piewatch Artist of the Month for December!!! A great chance to give some exposure to your artist of choice!

THE RULES

1) Watch the above music video

2) Write a ‘review’ for the track! The review must be at least 30 words and written in ‘Pirate talk’

3) Email us at info@piewatch.co.uk or click the ‘contact us’ tab above, and send us your review. Include your STP username as well as the name (with STP profile link) of the STP artist you would like to see featured as the Piewatch ‘Artist of the Month’ for December!

4) To help you out, be sure to use this useful ‘Pirate Speak Translator’ tool……The Piewatch team will judge reviews based on how constructive and comical they are.

Status: This competition is now closed.  Thankyou to everyone that entered!

Competition Winner; Steve81

‘set sail for life on the ocean with this swashbuckling cut(less) of a track – prepare to be invaded by europop cannon drum beats and beards a wonder – ever seen a pink pirate arrr, you have now. so hop along on one leg and bring your parrot – you can buy it as a download, not too dear just pieces of eight, just dont download illegaly as piracy is a big no no’

2nd Place; BeanoChris

‘Yarr! The bass be deeper than Davy Jones’ locker, but yonder vocals be as rough as the waves of the seven seas, and yarr lyrics be dafter than a tipsy cabin boy.. These shipmates should spend more pieces of eight on yar production, lest they sleep with yarr fishes tonight!’

 3rd Place; Infamous Kayber

‘Arrr, shi’er me timbers!….Aye, im amazed. A pence for an old man o’de sea?Arrr, he would put Beyonce t’ shame with those dance mo’es, argh!Ahoy, not sure that he should jirate so much with those tousers on though, shiver me timbers! Aye, great ‘ocal ability and fun for the whole family t’ sin’ along too. Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty! Aye, definately a chart topper and dancin’ legend from afar! Arrr, he could be the fifth member o’ Take That and do mightily mightily well at my local pub with those ‘ocals, gar! Where can I find a bottle o’rum?’

Your recommended artists will feature on the site in the near future!